Silly Kitty Stories

Susan and the Kriminal Kat

see Susan
see Susan get really hungry
see Susan's roommate get really hungry
see Susan order a pizza
from Great Plains Sauce and Dough
where you have to be
a weightlifter
to carry a large with extra cheese
a medium
from Great Plains
weighs about seven pounds
see the pizza arrive
and get set on the small table
in the living room
see Susan and her roommate go to the kitchen
see them return
and find that they've been burgled
see Susan track the culprit down
by following the trail
of pizza sauce he was leaving on her nice beige carpet
theres nothing sillier looking
than two pounds of kitten
try to cat-handle
a one pound piece of pizza
--Neal
In loving memory of Onyx, my gold eyes, my best friend.
September 2, 1989 to April 11, 1999
A symbol of the joy he brought.
Submitted by Susan Zeigler
4/14/99
Copyright © 1999 & 2000 Susan E. Zeigler
All Rights Reserved

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